Denton Caption Contest Sunday!

Denton: "Whoops! You're watching! Uhhh..." *pet* *pet* *pet* "Nice doggie! See? I'm being nice to the doggie!"

Stella: "Staaarrving...."

(Denton really does do this. He'll be going all Power Rangers on the poor dog and she'll be sitting there taking it, when he notices we're watching and suddenly starts petting her sweetly and smiling. Yeah kid, you're going to make a great politician.)

(Aside the second: Despite the mailing label affixed to the child, he isn't going anywhere. That's another story.)

Denton Caption Contest Sunday!

I think this is a prototype for next year's Halloween costume. (He walked up to me with the bag and as far as I can determine, he really did want me to put it over his head like that.)

Denton Caption Contest Sunday! Lime Jello Baby!

Spock: "Captain, we seem to have entered an uncharted region of lime jello."

Kirk: "Iz Okay Spock! We can eats it!"

(I had to get these out of the way-- Denton turns two today, so he's probably officially too old for any new emabarrassing bathtub photos we can use to mortify him in front of his first date. The green is just food coloring. It's one of his bathtime play rituals at this point, he begs for a specific color almost every night.)